Zebra Zine (physical subscription)

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ABOUT ZEBRA ZINE

Zebra Zine is a clandestine cabal of unknown origins operating in a secret bunker under the Freemont bridge troll concocting media for sickos, weirdos, and bozos! Zebra Zine is a result of future shock permeating the soul of the ellipse! Static! Panic! Desire! --------------------------------------------

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Short stories beyond comprehension, art from civilizations that never existed! Values, ethics, hopes, devoured by unfathomable madness known only to your inner most secret self! Revealed! Concealed! Congealed! Cosmic epiphanies, ruined by the best minds of a shattered generation! --------------------------------------------------------

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Your induction into the “Stripe Squad” is just the beginning of your self-cultivation! Your name emblazoned on every issue! You will be a paragon! A god sick with power over the sniveling, weak, non-insectiods we collectively refer to as “man”. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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WHAT YOU GET ↴

• A physical copy of Zebra Zine delivered to your door each month!
• Printed and assembled right here in Seattle
• Abstract, symbolic, and surrealist art!
• Short stories! Amazing!
• Centerfolds! WoWoooWOO
• Other experimental media as the zebra gallops?
• Induction into the 'Stripe Squad' and your name credited in each zine!
• The mysterious and enticing Stripe Squad (patron)-only ZZ Monthly Communication
• Your first order is shipped to you ASAP!
• Shipping is included for the continental US
• What will next month's zine contain?????

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JOIN US NOW IN HOLY MATRIMONY!

You’re reading this because you hunger for the new, the bizarre, and the exotic! Zebra Zine will fill your mind will bugs and straw and molasses and correction tape and telephone wire and the cult religious secrets of New Zanzibar. BECOME A PATRON NOW YOU FRANTIC SHAKING AMOEBA!!!!!  -----------------------------------------------------

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-John 'Rude Boy' Bell

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